I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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