I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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