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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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