Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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