What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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