So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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