i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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