You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We're too hungover to prance.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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