Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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