she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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