I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
false alarm. still invincible.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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