You really coming over, don't trick.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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