It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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