His pubic hair was longer than his dick
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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