If i come over, it means nothing
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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