its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
my liver is dry heaving
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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