Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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