Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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