she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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