so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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