I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just want nice things and good sex
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
