Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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