I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The Olympian is in my bed
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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