She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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