Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
