Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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