so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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