you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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