Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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