What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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