But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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