just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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