Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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