i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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