it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
