I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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