Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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