The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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