Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
worst night to have a conscience
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Will exercising make me less horny?
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