Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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