i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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