Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
All the doctor said was why
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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