Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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