Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think a kid would responsible me up
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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