It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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