Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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