Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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