yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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