RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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