is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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