Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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