god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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